1.) We’re awesome. Cats? #notsomuch

2.) You still love us, even when we chew-up your stuff

Flickr/Jason and Tina Coleman

3.)…or eat your food when you leave a room for literally TWO seconds

Flickr/Michael Condouris

4.) And as you know, we’re not picky eaters

VM Diva

5.) If you cook it, we’ll definitely eat it

i make my dinner